The Dictatorship of Greater Kamba is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Akuta Seebee with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.51 billion Kambans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesser Kamba. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kamban economy, worth 128 trillion Trout Credits a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,915 Trout Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", increasing numbers of children in Greater Kamba have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Kamba's national animal is the Kamban Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Troutism.

Greater Kamba is ranked 261,947^th in the world and 9,829^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.